|"How dare you not appreciate my amazingly crappy pun." ~Connor (after pulling a Horatio Caine joke)|
"I DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE :I " ~PewDiePie/Irresponsible Dad
"NOT TRADITIONAL...FIRE" ~That dude from AMNESIA WTF
Any Horatio Caine joke
"Mwah! Goodnight everybody!" ~Yakko Warner (lol if you don't know this XD)
"If the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve." ~Napoleon Faith Hill
"I am now regal. 'Wha? N-' I am regal! REGALITY!" ~Steve and Cleo from GamesR4FITE
"Dammit! I-...buttons...I don't...""DAMMIT I BUTTONS" ~Steve and Cleo from GamesR4FITE
"LIKE MAH STAAATUS :I " ~MilesJaiProductions
"Two Camels in a tiny car!!" ~RayWilliamJohnson
"FaBOO!" ~Wakko Warner :3
"...You're f*ckin' welcome." ~Tyler Oakley
*speechless pause* "I literally cannot even, I can't even, I am unable to even, I have lost my ability to even, I am so...unable to even." ~Tyler Oakley in reaction to Darren Criss pictures
"The world will explode from our devious schemes" ~Connor
"Who da f*ck is you? Is you f*ck who? F*ck is you who? F*ck is happenin' right now? What da fuq? Is happening? Right. Now?!?!?" ~MilesJaiProductions
"What even is that thing?!" "What even is? (lol)" ~The guys from AMNESIA WTF
"OH SHIT, I have a bag of Milky Ways!!" "ROOAR" "WAAAAAAHHHASDFGHJKL!!!!" ~More from AMNESIA WTF
"VESPAA!! Oh, that son of a b*tch..." ~PewDiePie
"Frontflip!!" "But, Dad, that was a backflip...""DON'T QUESTION ME!! If I say it's a f*cking frontflip, it is a frontflip!" ~PewDiePie
"Listen...you have no swag." ~caption from a pic of Obama talking to a Congressman or something
"Nananananananananananananananana ME!!" ~Photoshopped picture of Batman with a mic XD
"Why are you still dressed?!?!" ~Bianca
"Yes, I'm thirsty, gimme a sandwich!" ~Bianca, talking about a French worksheet XD
"If Pluto isn't a planet, then midgets aren't real people." ~@WillFerrellParody
"B-E-F-O-R-E, not B4. We speak english, not bingo." ~@WillFerrellParody
"Breakable plates! My favorite kind." ~PewDiePie
"I'm blending in with the rugs!" ~thecomputernerd01
"Hold on if you feel like letting go." ~GAGBAGCHEN
"FOR SPARTAAA! And Lady Gaga. c: " ~PewDiePie
"YEAHEAH! LET'S PINK THIS SHIT UP, MOFOS! 8D " ~Me. c:
"Oh, looks at my wrist, I've got to go!" ~Billy/Dr. Horrible
"Can I take a moment?" "Take it." "Done!" "THAT'S what I like about working with you!" "What about me?" "Shut up!" ~Robin Williams, Colin Mochrie, Robin, Colin, Wayne Brady, Colin in Whose Line Is It, Anyway?
"Headphones, a great way to tell the world to FUCK OFF." ~David.
"You could fill a whole quote book with the shit I say..." ~Christian
"I personally think 'F.U.C.K.' is a better name for it. XD" "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON" "WE ARE TRYING TO NAME THE FELLOWSHIP" ~Me, Chloe, and Lydia...trying to name our fellowship. XD
"I wanna belong, so I must-WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKER?!" ~ Christian, doing his Batman impression. XD
"I love you, too. Now shut up." ~Me. Christian was exploiting my fear of bugs. And then he said he loved me. So I said this. And he lol'd. XD
"This is an eraser, not a flash drive!" ~Bianca
"My underwear's falling off!" ~Lydia
"I just wanna kick a ball in a Jew's face and go home." ~Me, psyching myself up for a game against a Jewish school.
"I have flash cards in my back ass pocket...not to be confused with my badass pocket, which is my left pocket." ~Christian
"In a PR attempt to be perceived more as a victim of circumstance, she released a book titled: "My Dad Ma-" Fuck, I can't say it!" ~Christian, trying to quote Party.Mov
"What is your favorite thing in a woman?" "Well, besides me...." ~Wayne and Ryan
"Aaaw~...someone's just so fucking desperate!" Christian XD
"I'm Drew Carrey, reminding you to turn your frown upside down...and, uh, while you're at it, flip your butt crack sideways." ~Drew Carrey, on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
"DaveSprite: DAVESPRITE : ask me anything go ahead ill give you a straight answer
Dave: DAVE : alright
Dave: DAVE : here goes
Dave: DAVE : why are we so fucking awesome
DaveSprite: DAVESPRITE : thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked" Caliborn: ~Davesprite and Dave, Homestuck
"Gamzee:TC: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
TC: bEsT fRiEnD. " Caliborn:~Gamzee, Homestuck
"Sollux:TA: KK dont fliip your 2hiit about thii2 but iim 2ettiing you up two play a game wiith 2ome people.
Karkat:CG: WHY WOULD I FLIP MY SHIT ABOUT THAT.
Sollux:TA: becau2e you fliip your 2hiit about everythiing." Caliborn:~Sollux and Karkat, Homestuck
"Equius:CT: D --> Don't you understand that you're better than me
CT: D --> Can you please act like it
CT: D --> That's not a command, it's just a polite request I guess
Gamzee:TC: oK, i CaN tRy, BuT mAn I dOn'T kNoW iF i KnOw HoW tO bE lIkE a BeTtEr MoThErFuCkEr ThAn AnY oThEr MoThErFuCkEr." Caliborn:~Equius and Gamzee, Homestuck
"You literally just made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the fires of hell, drudge into the bathroom with a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shakiy hand, and sob quietly in the corner of the shower, no longer secure with his position as the world's least likeable human being" ~Anon, ponychan. XD
"So what, do I have to be a Vaporeon to be cuddled?" "...That would increase the cuddling." "Okay. :3 " ~Me and Christian. X3
"Yesh." "No." "Yesh." "No." "I'll be your best friend...! :3 " "....Tempting offer, but no."~ Me and Christian. Again. Lol. XD
"Aaaw...somebody's pissed... :3 " ~ Christian. Talking about how cute I am when I'm irritated. :I
"One of my classmates was like, "Derp!" right when you said it so I'm like, "hey! That's what my girlfriend said." and another guy at my table was like, "Where does she live again?" And I'm like, "NEW JERSEY LAND!"" ~Christian, talking about me in Chem class.
"I dunno where my assignment pad went, it must've went up to Jesus or somthin..." ~Naya
"You got a long way to go, Sweetie..." "I know, but let me have my happy" ~Christian and me, derpin around. XD And me being proud of myself for flustering him. =w=
"Roxy:TG: k but it aint pardoned because a pumpkin aint even a fruit
TG: its a big orange porch thing for holloween numbnuts " Caliborn:~Roxy, Homestuck
"Isn't it true that girls have the magical power of finding iron in Minecraft?" "No, who told you that?" "Some homeless guy. He said that if I gave him $5, he'd tell me the secret to winning Minecraft: Hunger Games. He wied to meh! *pout* " Christian, inquiring about my unknown "Magical powers". q:
"I was white! I mean, I was right!" ~Christian.
"I have more quotes one this wall than anybody! Sing with me, Luigi plushie!!" ~Christian.
"*Christopher Walken voice* Well, you know...*major burp outta fucking nowhere*" ~Christian....causing me to die of laughter. XD
"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display." ~notwillferrell
"Yes." "Maybe." "Yes." "Maybe." "Yes." "Maybe." "No." "You can't Bugs Bunny me when my answer is Maybe!" "But I will!" ~ Christian trying to coax me into another full League game....I know the bots suck, but I'm not ready...!!! D:
"It's not your fault, I simply don't understand guitart XD""*guitar" "YES GUITART""BECAUSE IT IS ART" ~Me and Azzie, goofin it up XD
"In a past life, I must have been Hitler, and God's taking his revenge!" ~HSK
"Okay, so I'm wearing all grey today, so I'm Christian In Grey. You take out the In, and I am Christian Grey. I am unintentionally cosplaying from 50 Shades of Grey, and that means I'm a walking sex object!" ~Christian, the walking sex object. .///////////.
"You're an ass!" "But I'm YOUR ass! WAIT." "AHAHAHAHA" ~Me and Colleen, after she scared me by making me think there was a spider on my arm. .3.
"I hope it has WiFi" ~HSK, when being questioned on whether or not she believes in hell
"No copyright law in the world will stop me!" ~Sonic Colors
"Eh." "Eh." "Eh!" "Eh!" "Eh!" "...I love you." "I love you too!" ~Christian and I, being derps
"I'm at 11,000 money!" "You're at 11,000....money?" "Yes." "Well, okay" ~Christian/I...Apparently Counterstrike Global Offensive has no definitive title for currency.
"Can you kill someone with a boomerang?" "...Lydia, this isn't Avatar" ~Lydia and Naya in Geometry class XD
"She was a flag twirler...a baton twirler...and a gun twirler...*happy but slightly crazy look in her eye* She twirled a gun! " ~My "big sister" Alyssa, discussing her role in the musical + flags
"Time to play some C-C-C-C-C...C-...*cough* *cough* *wheeze* Counterstrike Global Offensve. c: " ~My boyfriend, being a derp.
"Guess what?" "What" "HEE HEE! c: " "omfg wth XD" ~Christian doing idefk anymore
"I deflowered the cake." ~Mrs. Callahan, trying to redecorate a store-bought cake to look like a TARDS.
"SKYYFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL- Actually no I'm not gonna use it" ~Christian deciding to not use Grand Skyfall while playing as Pantheon in LoL
That's like the frenchiest gasp ever"~my pageant buddy Kathryn. :3
"The Great Sandy Desert...well, it's a desert, isn't it already implied-I really want ice cream right now." ~My friend Brittany, discussing deserts.
Feferi: "CC: )(-EY! Lets stop being retarded for a minute.
Kanaya: GA: Yeah Sure" Caliborn:~Kanaya and Feferi, somewhere in ACT 5 of Homestuck
"Can you get me the Pringles?" "*struggles to reach the Pringles* Ugh, this is like Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Fire!" "...Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Fire?" "..I AM SO DONE." ~Me and colleen. And Pringles. FUCKING PRINGLES.
"Shit, I forgot it." "Wait what are you talking about?" "Nevermind" "No cmon tell me" "No the mood is gone" "aw..........okay....." "....Equius, that's his name!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ~Christian and I, being derps. And talking about Homestuck.
"SWEET BATH SALTS." ~Christian raging over League of Legends Cailtlin traps
1.bp.blogspot.com/-z4Owx_igUlc… "Look! It's Kar-Kat!" "Wha? Oh my God...what are you freaking out for, it's not like he's red or gray or anything..." "No, Like Car Cat! Karkat!!" "OH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST REALIZED-" ~me and Christian...the link will explain
"Fefee-...fee-...feh-...fu-...fuh-...feuh-..." "No, wait. repeat after me. Feh..." "Fuck!" "*DERP INHALE OF LAUGHTER*" ~My boyfriend trying to pronounce "Fefetasprite"
"Wait...this just occurred to me: Don't you have an exam tomorrow?" "...It's Saturday?" "Well how am I supposed to know that your exams are on the weekend" "...It's Saturday. Schools are closed-" "I've only been out of school for one day holy fuck" ~Guess the fuck who
"Hmm...I was going to make a post" "Toast?" "No, post" "Toast, or post" "Post" "If you say so" "Okay so I was planning on making a post asking if there will be any Dirk Striders at BronyCon" "Toast?" "No, post" "Roast?" "POST." "Coast?" "...*internal spazzing*" ~Guess who
"My child will live inside a freakin rainbow of happiness and innocence" ~ME
"Nom, nom nom~...marshmallow~" " You're eating Rarity!" "...Nom, nom, nom~...pony flesh~" ~Christian and me
"WOLIBEAW~! C: " ~My re-naming of League of Legends' Volibear.
""Here, keep Wolibeaw comfy" "Wolibeaw!! c:" "GAAAH You're so fuckin precious I could just eat you"" "You sounded a little demonic in that last one" "Ha! Yeah, you're right" ~Me and Christian talking about my giving our hypothetical kid a Volibear plushie in the future.
"Once it's in my belly, you're not getting it back!" ~Random Guy in the hallway of our hotel while @ Bronycon
*Turns off video camera so we can use screenshare* "Buh-bye" "buh-bye...*dunkey impression* Gudbye~! *Hangs up* "WHAT." ~Aderpable
"WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH" ~REACTION TO DR WHO 50TH ANNIVERSARY
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ~REACTION TO MLP SEASON 4
"I'm gonna be going so much ham, I'm gonna be like, bologna." ~Christian, playing league.
"Oh I know I am, I *burp* practically invented the word." ~Christian, talking about him being sexy. q:
HOLEH CRAP I CAN USE STAMPS NAOW.
Hello, I am CloakedApprentice....AND I AM AN ODD DUCK. c: |
Just felt like gettin that out there.
Age 16. I usually go by Ani or Elli.
I started sharing on here about 3 years now, thanks to one of my BFFS, HiddenSideKick. I'm just really ecstatic to be active on here and I am so glad that I have reached the point that I'm at now. I've got a long way to go and a lot of work ahead of me, but I think now would be a good time to start catching up and update some things around here.
Current Residence: New Jersey
Favourite genre of music: Indie, Pop, Rock, Alternative, Dubstep, Show tunes, gaming soundtracks (Don't judge me) and a liiitle bit of rap.
Favourite style of art: Animation, Cartoons
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Favourite cartoon characters: Yakko and Wakko Warner, Garfield the Cat, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, over half the cast of Homestuck.
Personal Quotes: Cartoons are real. You're animated.
REMOVE THE DUCK. c:
If you'd like, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org